Giamatti picks the music and we're stuck with Vertical Horizon but it turns out to be a pretty damn good jingle for Melissa Keyser. Jeff is pigging out on all the leftovers. Travis likes to keep up on his celebrity gossip. Eminem has been hitting up Grindr recently. We're the show of record when it comes to Grindr news. Chris thinks Eminem is probably messing with people. If the aliens come, does Trump get to meet them? Gaines wants Mike Pence to be probed. 2017 has been such a train wreck that we don't even notice when Eminem comes out and aliens show up. Black Twitter came after Chris for speaking out in support of The Interview. Chris is joining the war on the listeners. We spend time breaking down the photoshop of listeners as chicken wings. Jeff accidentally outs Peyton for having a nose ring. Travis is trying very hard to talk about Jesus on the air and Chris and Jeff won't let them. The church was responsible for a lot of really bad stuff and it was very bad to speak out in favor of Cardinal Law. Gaines is super in to the Jesuit Pope. How does a Pope just quit? The Michael Gaines Show comes back with Barstool talk. Carton and Rusillo are probably going to Barstool. How much money does Rusillo make anyway? The Skipper thing really came out of nowhere. Will Kane might be kind of like Skip Bayless. Jeff doesn't get how Skip can be gross but his brother is a really good chef. Maybe Skip Bayless is actually a nice guy. Travis likes to talk himself out of his own arguments all the time. Travis took his sisters shopping yesterday and went at 5 PM to the mall. The West County mall was outside of all of our reach when we were young. Travis is very impressed by the polite retail workers. The Cardinals were giving out free hot chocolate yesterday and it may be the reason the Cardinals can't trade for Machado. Gaines is really afraid the Cardinals are done now. We're organizing a black bow tie protest. Travis is holding Dunkirk accountable. A human statue Stan Musial taking a knee might result in a death. Ladue would block the highway if that happened. Giamatti airballs the intro but Fair Or Foul closes the show as always.