Gaines is hitting the market up this morning now that bitcoin is plunging. Is bitcoin for white people? Christmas Eve is on a Sunday so there's lots of church involved. Nobody flops around on the floor at white church. Travis likes it when the plate gets sent around because the guy with the stick makes him feel self conscious. If we tithed we could be on the Convy show. Seven button purple suits appear to be in vogue. Getting lit at Christmas can make it more fun. Giamatti pregamed church because he's super South City. Chris is surprised that Yale did something funny at a comedy show. Jeff would wear a Mardi Gras suit to black church. Does Jeff go to Kwanzaa parties? Gaines absolutely insists that none of us are invited to his Christmas party. Travis got his dog a Christmas present. Travis felt it would be best to allow women to feel equality by ghosting them. Gaines is gonna work on getting his 5K times in order as we get excited for the WALies. Gucci Mane dropped a mix tape. Dave Chapelle's new stuff is pretty great. Where did Ray King go? Gaines insists that nobody wants to come to his family gatherings because people on the Hill like Bob Romanik. Trump is going to sign the tax bill and hopefully some GIFs come out of it. Steve Bannon looks like a pizza. Travis thinks it's unfair to have fine ass police ladies. We're doing the black bowtie protest if the Cardinals don't add 5 WAR or do add Mike Moustakas. Travis tries to transition to the gun buyback program. Otis O'Neill is bringing in some guns to be traded in. Today is amnesty day to drive around with all your guns. Bo might not be hanging out with the Obamas anymore. Barack really is living his best life right now. Dubya is doing exactly what we thought he would do. Trump has been great for the Dubya brand. Secret Service was way too slow to react to the thrown shoes. For the first time ever, Naughty Or Nice closes the show.