In a heavily edited hour-turned half hour, Aristotle switches to a new microphone to talk with St. Patrick himself about how he came back from the dead, his relationships with other saints and prophets, and his new discovery of the holiday celebrated in his honor. After that, first British king William I, aka William the Conqueror, comes on at first to discuss his idea for a royal family and how it differs from the current one before it is discovered that he actually wrote "Puff the Magic Dragon" as a poem that was stolen. In addition, Aristotle's Irish counterpart, a leprechaun from another universe named Aleister O'Spargus comes on to discuss his universe and his business. Featuring John Jack Daniel Torrence as Aristotle Asparagus and Aleister O'Spargus, Smith Zebulon van Buren as St. Patrick and himself, and Benedict Longstocking as William the Conqueror.