Brian faces fears he’s been holding on to since he was 10 years old, by making us watch Salem’s Lot. After 3 hours, he realises he should have exorcised his demons long ago and falls in love with David Soul’s hair and style. Sinéad is tempted to spend the night tapping at bedroom windows and admits she’d love to live in any Stephen King created town. Join us for a creepy vision of vampires, with vibes of Hitchcock, Hammer, Nosferatu and 70’s nastiness. And no, just to clarify, Barbara Babcock (as June Petrie), was not in Return to Oz.