This sounds like a joke, but it's only half one. Where should we go on vacation? Southwest is having a big sale and I (Lauren) don't want to miss it! I guess Chris would be upset if I didn't mention that we talked about a beautiful impression of Terk from Tarzan, ancient Egyptian socks, my parents being in town and our missing paper towels. But all of that is unimportant! I need to buy these tickets soon!

Image of world's oldest knitted sock: https://bit.ly/2oQNpSs

Theme song: "Blackout" by The Living Statues

Art by: Ellen Czinski