Merrrryyyy Christmasssssss Merrry CHRRIII-III-IISTMASSS, Merryyy Christmuuusss - tooOoOoO yyyoouuuu! Yes, real actual you! Very Merry Christmas and a very New Year. I don't know what the point of these episode descriptions are so I'm just rambling, but here's the songs from our Christmas special! J. Hereinderreny (completely awful sorry) and Ho-Ho-Holiday Oscar (slightly better) have written two ORIGINAL CHRISTMAS SONGS using a Tennis Ball and a Peppa Pig Music Set. Listen now and vote for your winner @samplewarspod on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook!

Big Jangly J and the HO HO HO Man are back after series 1 for their first EVER Christmas Special! Part 1 of 3 sets out the rules for the Christmas Special as well as the criteria for what counts as a Christmas song. Plus, the boys exchange Christmas gifts that cost under £5. CUUUUUTE! Plot twist: The gifts must be sampled and the sounds must be used in their Christmas song! Find out what the gifts are and we'll see you in two weeks for part 2, the songs!

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Your winner of Samples Wars Series 1: The Kitchen is... 

The FINAL songs of the series! Any Previous Samples = any samples recorded for a previous episode AND any new samples recorded from any previous category. IT IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO VOTE! Votes from this episode and ALL PREVIOUS EPISODES will be counted and the overall Sample Wars Series One winner will be announced on the first Thursday of September!

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Holiday Oscar thinks J. Henry cheated by burying his samples. J. Henry thinks Holiday Oscar made the worst song that has ever been created on this human earth. It's a brand new episode of Sample Wars and we're making songs from Large Appliances! There can only be one winner, but in this episode... everyone's a loser. 

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CLANG!!!! J. Henry and Holiday Oscar are here once again! CRASSSHHHH!!! It's Pots & Pans week! For your culinary delight this week - a funk-rock bonanza and a trade-unionist-protest-march. Bet you already know whose is which...

THREE cheating allegations!? A krautrock song the night after England beat Germany 2-0 in the Euros!? A dodgy deal and possible voting scandal!? It can only mean one thing... A brand new episode of Sample Wars! It's Plates, Bowls, Glasses and Mugs week. Songwriters Holiday Oscar and J Henry battle to win with Country-Blues Rock and Krautrock!

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It's Small Appliances week! Holiday Oscar poorly describes Small Appliances as 'Appliances that are small.' How insightful. Anyway Sample Warmongers, we've got a soundtrack/alt-folk emotional-ballad with a secret message and a four-to-the-floor house anthem for you this week - both made with a Microwave, Kettle and Toaster.

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Flip an egg, cut a pizza, whisk your pancake batter and put your hands together for Episode 3 or Sample Wars! This week J. Henry and Holiday Oscar battle it out to see who can make the best song using kitchen utensils. Get ready for a 70's rock sing-a-long and a late 90's hip hop head-bopper. There can only be one winner! 

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We're starting from the kitchen basics for Episode 2. Cutlery! Described by Holiday Oscar and J. Henry as 'things you eat with'. Listen as the boys thwack knives, clang spoons and strum fork-prongs to make an 80's Power Ballad and Melodramatic Pop banger!

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