SHOW NOTES:

I'm Having a Mall/I'm Having 'Em All - nothing but Cheap Trick in here, sorry

Children in Peril - my little Queequay in a barrel shooting at the cops 

Sips With Sibs - "TODGE"

R U the 3? - crying guy or Hitler, those are the choices

Dear Wars - "CHOBBLES"

My Dead Ass Witch - she's on the run from the Munchkin Marshals 

Strawbertson - get B.D. Wong in here

No Fuck Your Own Backyard - it's just like high school