We've been waiting to do this episode for months and the sombrero just wouldn't give it up. But finally, FINALLY, the time has come. Guys, it's time for "Samurai Cop."
Let me break it down for you... hunky, raven haired martial arts expert, trained by "the masters in Japan" is sent to LA to crush the lethal Katana Gang. Throw in a spicy partner, next to no budget or rehearsal time, 80's legend Robert Z'Dar, an arts and crafts lion head, and mister, you got yourself one hell of a good time .
This movie has it all! A protagonist who is a womanizing pig, a confusing wig situation that says more Designing Women, less samurai master, a size queen, the widest face ever to appear in cinema, full frontal, a really bad 80's explosion, Jennifer-Jessica of restaurant fame, puns, guppy kisses and is that Carl Weathers? (Spoiler alert, it's not!) The Ladies discuss answering phone calls during sex, make some declarations that are very on brand, implore terrible film producers to holla, we discover The Doctor is a jealous lov-ah, wonder why it's always daylight in the City of Angels, Snowy goes on a tirade about how much she loves cake and then it all culminates in a violent game of got your nose! All this and so much more on this week's Reel Fun Times!