10. Jon quotes Kat.

9. “I miss John [Rocker]” is a sentence that was said out loud.

8. The confusing new tribal allegiences.

7. Terrible tribe name.

6. Keith forgets a birthday, but remembers to win immunity.

5. Is Exile Island gone?

4. OH MY GAWD DID YOU KNOW MISSY WAS DIVORCED.

3. Julie will “share with who she likes.”

2. Alec provides the most awkward moment in Survivor history.

1. Julie leaves and Jeff tells a story by the campfire.