10. Jaclyn and Natalie fight for Jon's love.

9. Keith’s advantage was advantageous.

8. Missy hobbling everywhere. 

7. Keith: “take two”

6. Natalie makes the biggest idol play of the game.

5. Jeff gives up on Jaclyn, which is how you win.

4. Jaclyn keeps Natalie because nothing makes sense.

3. The pageant queen jury speech.

2. Production manufactured questions. Josh thinks the jury was drunk...

1. WINNNNNER TWINNNNNIEEEEEE