Three million flaky farmers show up on DS9 and try to claim squatter's rights on Bajor. But can one man's space flute and one woman's ugly dress stop them? Tune in next week to the thrilling conclusion of: This Situation Sucks and There Are No Good Solutions... I Guess.

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