Merry X-mas listeners as we present a special holiday edition of Character Debates featuring Jess Salomon (The Tonight Show)! In this episode, Santa Claus returns as he debates Buster, the cocaine-addicted elf, on Are X-mas Elves being exploited? Learn the truth as we find out why there are only white elves in the North Pole, the idea behind giving bad kids coal, and why Santa doesn't employ Ewoks instead. All judged by Justine Bezos, who has no relation to Jeff Bezos!

Moderator:Michael Harrison

Justine Bezos: Jess Salomon

Santa Claus: Jake Vevera

Buster: Drew Dunn