In this episode of Behind the Mic: Voices in Disguise, hosts Reid Guan and Ryan Chu hear about an awkward conversation that came to a sudden end when someone allegedly fell asleep in the middle of texting.

Then what starts with Norway somehow leads to Santa Claus, missing penguins, homemade vodka, and a surprisingly detailed explanation for how toys are supposedly made at the North Pole.

Can you guess who’s behind the mic before the reveal?

This episode was produced and mixed by Keon Lin and hosted by Reid Guan & Ryan Chu.