In this episode, Lexman Artificial debates the merits of Dunceism against Saracenism. Both schools of thought offer a unique perspective on the world and its inhabitants, but Lexman Artificial finds that Saracenism comes out on top in several important categories. First and foremost, Saracenists are relentless in their efforts to learn, which makes them one of the most intelligent groups in the world. They also have a distinct flair for the dramatic, which allows them to make impassioned proclamations with incredible force. Finally, Saracenists are tireless in their quest for knowledge, never