In another uproariously virulent episode, we take another dip into life in the lockdown, getting querulous in the quarantine. Shane suffers a major minor meltdown, Jon extols the virtue of bidets and begins to question the strength of his relationship against the constraint, and Michael manages to squeeze out more than several sentences while explaining some myths and fun facts about everyone’s favorite outbreak starter kit, Sars-Cov-2. Our heroes complement one another, fail to pronounce defeatist for more than a minute, explain Walgreens’ delivery procedure, dub Arizona the Alabama of the Southwest, realize no one in Phoenix knows how to make lasagna, find former paramours on Pornhub, join Spitsters, beat their boom-mics beyond belief, slanderize many members of Damn the Weather, adore tennis, needlessly reference Saliva, and then chat even MORE about Coronavirus Disease 2019. Join us - because you have NOTHING better to do.  Sources:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/skyi/watch-ya-mouth-a-hilarious-party-game (The board game mentioned around 13 minutes in)https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.htmlhttps://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/summary.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theories_related_to_the_2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_outbreakhttps://www.snopes.com/fact-check/taiwan-experts-self-check/https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/french-government-cocaine-coke-coronavirus-hoax/https://www.chicagotribune.com/coronavirus/ct-ent-simpsons-coronavirus-conspiracy-theories-20200317-ozv4bdcbmngqhbrebpl4t6bduu-story.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Years_%28film%29 (The locked away movie mentioned around 64 minutes in)Intro: Ice Flow by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3898-ice-flow License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Outro:Semi-Funk by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4333-semi-funkLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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