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Savaged10 Bonus Series: The "Jurassic Bore" Breakdown


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The dinosaurs might be back, but the creativity is still extinct. In this Savaged10 Bonus Series episode, Michael and The Old Man dive into the prehistoric mess that is Jurassic World: Rebirth, now streaming on Netflix.


Is this a "rebirth" or just a recycled disaster? We’re pulling no punches on Gareth Edwards’ attempt to jumpstart the franchise. From the "D-Rex" looking more like a Star Wars reject than a dinosaur, to the bizarre, alien-like "Mutadons" that make us miss the original Raptors, we break down why these genetic experiments feel like lazy B-movie filler.


In this episode, we tackle:


  • The "Alien" Problem: Why is the franchise obsessed with "mutant" spin-offs that look less like animals and more like CGI nightmares?

  • Rinse and Repeat: How many times can we watch a "secret mission" for "miracle DNA" before it feels like a copy-paste of every movie since 2015?
  • The Human Element: Why the shipwrecked family subplot felt completely unnecessary and where the star-studded cast (Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali) got lost in the shuffle.

  • The "Bore" Factor: Turning a movie about giant lizards into a slow, predictable slog.


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