The internet was busy this week and we’re unpacking all of it. The Punch the Monkey saga that has the world in a chokehold, the McDonald’s CEO going viral for barely swallowing the new Big Arch burger, and a cultural moment as Michael B. Jordan wins Best Actor and Sinners takes Best Cast at the Actor Awards.

We also discuss Law Roach spilling the tea about Zendaya already being married, Hanifa pausing the brand after backlash over delayed orders, and men being so afraid to communicate they birthed the concept of Alpine Divorces. We wrap up with our Love Is Blind Ohio wedding recap — who made it down the aisle and who absolutely did not.