I am joined by Thomas Rank who 'married' a can of Hard Mountain Dew in Las Vegas, Nevada. Topics include: How I prophesized the emergence of Hard Mountain Dew. How he was chosen to be the husband of the Hard Dew. How this marriage was (or was not) consummated. The corporate PR psychological profile of Thomas Rank. The future of virtualized marriage.

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