I bet you thought we were dead.

I bet you wished I was dead.

Well, I jumped off the boat before it blew up, and I'm here to deliver Content directly through your heart like the tip of a giant novelty dart.

Things are different at the bar and grille this year, as I invite the usual suspects back to make me watch some films! Starting off, we have Raw Justice (1994), starring Pam Anderson in a tertiary role while taking up as much promotional space as possible because David Keith wasn't gonna sell this movie. With plenty of action, adventure, and ambiguous acts of anal, this movie is sure to be something you can watch.