Because former Survivor contestant Locky is the titular Bachelor in this season of The Bachelor Australia, we are doing the right thing, and giving you weekly recaps. WHY DID WE AGREE TO DO THIS

What a shit show. We go through the major moments of this weeks final two episodes from home towns to the to Locklan's final decision.

Also we use some naughty words more than normal

Come talk to us on Twitter! Tell us what you think of the final eps! And the podcast! - Find us at @PreviouslyOnAS