There's a cool haunted house in town and Michele Myers and Jason Kroger are finally, finally able to get in. 

What they don't know is that the purveyors of this haunted house are old school ghost hunters waiting for a chosen one to help bring this haunting to an end.

What known of them know is that inside the haunted is none other than long dead Lucky OHoolihan who thinks Halloween night is just one more chance to sell you a DSL connection, and he'll throw in a couple of phone lines at no extra charge.

Thanks for listening!