Despite all of your wishes, we're back again with another riveting episode of Travis & John on the Internet! In episode seven we serve up some sour grapes, play a trivia game on freerice.com which donates rice to people in need (seriously, go play!), talk about the joyously barbaric American pastime known as Black Friday, and as always, the dried-up cherry on a shit cake, Missed Connections Theater!

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