Get out your textbooks and sit up straight - an actual secondary school teacher teaches us a lesson this week as we find out what the heck teenagers are like today, bust out the chatter rings for a bit of nostalgia and relive our most mortifying schoolyard moments. Plus, we dig up star student Sarah's not-to-be-missed Facebook statuses from 2010.

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