Anti-maskers. Anti-sparklers. Anti-Cagers. On a weekend full of bright explosions, the guys get lit up discussing the finest in summer blockbusters, what movies qualify as "patriotic," and even the logic of people fighting against covering their filthy faces.

Also, Brad gets a new gig, Craig gets closer to a pool, and Dave gets his degree revoked for inventing an idiotic word. So, fire up a roman candle, crack a beer, and get comfortable, kids...