Here's the podcast script for Luna Vega's Scorpio Astrology Bites:

Hey cosmic warriors! Luna Vega here, and OH MY STARS - Scorpios, the universe is serving up some seriously transformative energy today!

Listen up, my intense water sign beauties. Right now, Mars is doing this wild cosmic dance in Aries, which means you're basically a supernatural powerhouse of potential. Remember when my grandma Edith used to say "energy flows where attention goes"? Total cosmic truth bomb.

This morning's moon phase is asking you to dig deep - like REALLY deep. Your ritual today? Grab that Target dollar spot cinnamon candle and light it precisely at 7:14 AM. Why? Because cinnamon is your cosmic courage condiment, and this morning's lunar positioning wants you to spark some internal revolution.

Your Cosmic Comfort Food today is anything with dark, rich ingredients. Think dark chocolate, espresso, blackberries - basically foods that match your mysterious Scorpio soul. I'm making a blackberry mocha smoothie that'll have planetary alignment written all over it.

Your 5-Minute Fate Fixer involves a salt circle. Grab your kosher salt, create a small circle around your workspace, and set an intention. Your mantra? "I transform challenge into power." Boom. Instant energetic reboot.

Star-Crossed Snack compatibility? Taurus and Cancer are totally vibing with your intensity today. If you meet a Taurus, share that dark chocolate smoothie - cosmic connection incoming!

Closing visualization: Picture yourself as an unstoppable phoenix. Rising. Transforming. Absolutely radiant.

The universe is serving up some serious Scorpio magic today!

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