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Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags.

In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero shame, and one very opinionated dog. It’s the raw, unfiltered version of Twin Tangents — the way our microphones hear it before the sanity filter kicks in.

We’re unwrapping:
 🍬 Cursed Childhood Chronicles → DIY disasters, haunted house trauma, and that one costume that aged horribly
 🏚️ Neighborhood Legends & Late-Night Lore → creaking attics, phantom footsteps, and the house that shouldn’t still be standing
 🧠 Trick-or-Treat Psychology → candy hierarchies, porch light politics, and why full-size bars were a social currency
 🎃 Adult Halloween Realities → slutty costumes, work contests, hangovers, and pretending your outfit was “last-minute”
 🐾 Duffy vs. the Spirits → live barking, gate drama, and the occasional ghost sighting from our four-legged co-host

Plus: sugar highs, emotional hauntings, and a touching tribute to the parents who showed up on Halloween—even when the budget didn’t.

💀 Zero-Edits Disclaimer:
 This episode is 100% unedited. No cuts, no filters, no mercy. What you hear is exactly how our recording sessions sound—chaotic, hilarious, occasionally unhinged, and all heart. Listener discretion (and patience) highly encouraged.

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⚠️ Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked ⚠️
 Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
 (Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
 It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

We know your holiday stories are iconic in the worst and best ways. This segment invites listeners to send in their unforgettable holiday chaos — the feuds, the flops, the disasters, and the drama. Drop us a voice memo or DM and your story may make a future episode.

If this episode sparked a laugh, a tear, or a flashback you didn’t ask for, take a second to follow the pod, leave a review, and share it with someone who needs holiday emotional support. ’Tis the season to spread the chaos.

A festive little pause where Anthony and Nalee dive into the emotional landmines, childhood memories, and chaotic holiday energy we all pretend we’re totally fine with. Grab some cocoa (spike it if needed) and enjoy a moment of humor, honesty, and seasonal spiraling.

Closing out the episode with reassurance that your holiday chaos isn’t just relatable — it’s practically universal. Whether you're hiding in the guest room or avoiding group texts, we’re glad you spent part of your season with us.

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