Screen Actors Guilt

Reunited and it feels so gooooood!  For the first time since starting the 'cast, we are in the same room!  And what better way to celebrate than with year 2 of our Jolly Old Saint Nick tradition.  We highly recommend you join us in watching the 1988 cult classic Vampire's Kiss.  Our holiday gift to you.

Distinguished actor Christopher Plummer costars with John Travolta's Very Interesting Hair™ in this dumb movie.  

Well I'll tell you one thing right now, this one *definitely* usurps Cool World for the  horniest movie prize.  Also apparently pudding is something that can be broken, like glass?! 

This absolutely baffling movie does everything wrong, but we'll give it this:  it NEVER takes its foot off the gas.  It's bad and gross and we laughed so hard talking about it.

5% on Rotten Tomatoes?  Had to.  Not a full-blown atrocity, but it IS the lowest-rated film on Netflix!

88 minutes, 6 red herrings, and a partridge in a pear tree.  This was a fun one.  My apologies to Francis Ford Coppola.

Want to learn about horse breeding in an extremely roundabout way?  Hush has you covered.  Lange serves up endless deranged giggles in this thriller flop.

Dungeons, dragons, and a deeply troubling quote from actor Jeremy Irons.

This one is our favorite!  It's so bad, we had so much fun.  We ran long because there's a lotta meat on them bones.