(Intro) Thanksgiving Facts & Puns (5TYNTK) Thanksgiving Storm, Yarmouth High Evacuation, UNE Tuition, Nosh Taco Closed, Free Turkeys (Dirty) Drake files a petition against UMG. Drake calls Steve Lacey a "fragile opp." Trump guitars hit with cease-and-desist. Cardi B is not playing in 2025. SZA is planning to drop new music before 2025. (Topic) What is something TV and Movies always gets wrong? (Outro) Secret Santa