Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.

Still reeling from the wild success of Space Jam 2, this week we set the stage for the next installment in the beloved basketball series. From groundbreaking multidimensional romance to demonically possessed Kevin Durant, this third installment brings you everything you've come to expect from the classic Space Jam series.

So come and slam, and welcome to tonight's feature film: