Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.

Inspired by classic East Asian cinema, this week we test our bad-movie style against your unimpressed-listener stance with our take on the classic Kung Fu movie. Pristine white suits, expensive kicks, and the one and only San Francisco Dragon await you as we dive into the tropes of this big screen staple.

So take a bow and prepare your fighting stance for tonight's feature presentation-