Welcome to Screenplayed, the fake movie podcast where we turn our horrible film ideas into reality.

This week on Screenplayed, we unravel the perilous origin story of one of the world's greatest thespians: Daniel Day-Lewis. From his origins as simply being a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude, to his enduring legacy as one of the greatest and most mysterious forces of nature, we dissect every piece of this legendary persona.

Now, method act as an interested and enthusiastic podcast listener while we present you with tonight's film-