Kirsten "Kiwi" Smith in unabashed that champagne helped her write such beloved and enduring comedies as Legally Blonde, The House Bunny and 10 Things I Hate About You. So we plied her with a bunch of the stuff and got her talking about Hollywood -- from the perils of pitching too much story, to finding her writing partner via a query letter, to her first gig driving Alyssa Milano to a movie set in her '85 Jetta.