Unk steps outside at 7 a.m. and the scroll goes left immediately — from squirrels getting way too bold, to how greed runs the healthcare game, to the gut-punch realization that he’s only got five summers left in his 20s. Along the way he talks failed doctor visits, fake friends, lust, football, Theo Von, being the therapist in everyone’s DMs, and why confidence is the real superpower. This one’s funny, raw, and deep — classic DeepFriedLogic