While waiting on hot chicken in the freezing cold, Unk spirals through impatience, awkward one-way video interviews, military envy, and memories that still live in his body — from Mississippi tornadoes and Hurricane Katrina to neighborhood chainsaws and trauma bonds that never break. A raw, funny, and unexpectedly tender scroll about consequences, community, overthinking, and how life can flip in a second… sometimes right after you take a bite