From creator Bill Lawrence, in the pilot episode, JD is thrown into the chaotic world of hospital life, we not only get to see the quirky characters that he encounters, but also hear the humorous commentary of thoughts streaming through JD's head. You can watch Scrubs on Hulu.

Appletini:

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 ounces vodka

• 1 ounce Calvados

• 1 1/4 ounces Granny Smith apple juice

• 1/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed

• 1/4 ounce simple syrup

• Garnish: brandied cherry

• Garnish: Granny Smith apple slices

Directions

1. Add crushed ice into a cocktail glass and set aside to chill.

2. Add the vodka, Calvados, apple juice, lemon juice and simple syrup into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled.

3. Discard the ice from the cocktail glass and double-strain the mixture into the glass.

4. Garnish with a skewered brandied cherry and 3 Granny Smith apple slices.

Drinking Game (drinkiwiki.com):

Pick a character:

J.D.

• Drink continuously every time JD has a day dream
• Take a drink every time JD and Turk have a gay moment
• Take a drink every time JD is called a girls name
• Take a drink every time JD is called noobie
• Every time JD messes it up with a girl take a drink
• Every time JD draws a life lessons from the seemingly unrelated events of the episode

Turk

• Drink every time Turk calls Carla Puerto Rican
• Drink every time Turk and Carla have a disagreement
• Take a drink every time Turk has a gay moment with J.D.
• Drink every time Turk has to show J.D. how to be cool
• Drink the duration of a Turk dance
• Take a drink when Turk masters up a joke with J.D.

Dr. Cox

• Drink continuously every time Dr. Cox has a rant at someone
• Take a drink every time Dr. Cox puts his hands on his head
• Take a drink every time Dr. Cox calls J.D a girls name
• Take a drink every time Dr. Cox extends a word
• Take a drink every time Dr. Cox takes a drink

• Take a drink every time the Janitor tells one of his ridiculous stories
• Take a drink when the Janitor actually does his job
• Drink when the Janitor terrorizes J.D.
• Drink when the Janitor mentions or involves his taxidermied animals
• Drink whenever the Janitor calls Elliot Blonde Doctor
• Drink your ENTIRE drink if the Janitor's name is said

• Take a drink every time Elliot blows her bangs out of her face
• Take a drink every time Elliot speedtalks/her voice gets higher pitched
• Take a drink every time Elliot is insecure
• Take a drink every time Elliot says frick!
• Take a drink every time Elliot gets called blonde doctor or Barbie
• Take a drink every time Elliot uses a gibberish word to refer to genitalia

Carla

• Take a drink whenever Carla is bossy
• Take a drink every time Carla calls J.D. Bambi
• Take a drink every time Carla reminds someone of her heritage
• Take a drink whenever Carla gets emotional
• Take a drink whenever Carla stands up to Dr. Cox
• Take a drink every time Carla comforts Elliot

Dr. Kelso

• Take a drink every time Kelso says "Who has two thumbs and..."
• Take a drink every time Kelso denies a hospital request
• Take a drink every time Kelso shuts down Dr. Cox
• Take a drink every time Kelso mentions Enid
• Take a drink every time Kelso talks about his son
• Drink your ENTIRE drink whenever Kelso is genuinely kind

The Extras

• Take a drink whenever a main character's family member appears
• Take a drink every time Ted is pathetic
• Take a drink every time a main character's boyfriend/girlfriend appears
• Take a drink every time Lloyed appears
• Drink every time a well know actor is part of the cast
• Take a drink whenever Jordan is evil

The Scrubs

• Take a drink every time Dr. Mickhead, Colonel Doctor, or Doctor Beardface appear
• Take a drink every time the Todd goes for a high five
• Take a drink every time an intern screws up
• Take a drink whenever Laverne acts religiously
• Take a drink every time Doug acts nervously
• Take a drink whenever the Janitor pretends to be a doctor

As always, drink responsibly and with others. Follow or subscribe wherever you listen to the podcast. Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at @Line_Drunk