Welcome back, believers. This week we're covering The X-Files S01E03 - Squeeze, in which Mulder and Scully investigate a 130 year old WEIRDO. That's it. He's a gosh-darned WEIRDO, y'all.  Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

Scully's Katana

Non Human Biologics is a creepy but necessary podcast about The X-Files. Each week Chris and Jeremy bring you goofs and chuckles and tears as they wonder if life really is out there. Join us as we go episode by episode, week by week, wondering just where the heck Scully keeps that katana.

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This week we're discussin The X-Files S02E02 - The Host, in which Mulder has to solve diplomatic crisis relating to a Russian Merman.  Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

Three Even Loads

It's time to start Season 02 of the X-Files! in this episode we talk about 2x1 "Little Green Men" in which Mulder has a whole dang character arc and is basically saved by Scully.  Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

It's Playtime in the Cunch

This week we're taking a break in order to discuss our feelings about the first season of the X-Files, including reading a LOT of great feedback from our listeners. We're joined by Mary from Carrying Wayward, a certified X-Files fan who consumed the entire show in two or three days. Allegedly.  Links! Mary's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maryturner_f Carrying Wayward:fs https://carryingwayward.com Enemies to Livers, the Huge Titty Merlin/Toombs fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54967123 Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

Four Cheek Freak

We did it! We are here with the last episode of S1, in which all sorts of things go awry, and Scully finds a little freak baby. You have to love it, folks.  Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

Alien Pruning

What do you do when you have to discuss a boring episode? Straight to da dick jokes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server.  Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris.  Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter.  Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really. 

Scully's Katana

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