This week, we've got tips and ideas to improve your gay life from our resident gay manners expert Steven Petrow, a new musical mashup from DJ Drew G, and tons of comment on pop culture, some gay news, and loads of gay hilarity.

First up, the boys talk about Dale's month long trip to the Dark Continent; Scott and Steve's upcoming trip on RSVP Vacation's Southern Caribbean cruise; can "LGBT" be used to replace "gay," "lesbian," and such?; tattoos near your Russian junk makes you gay; Adam Lambert gets a lap dance for his birthday; Glee has decided it can steal musical arrangements; a super progressive mom; Chris Brown is a douche; Beyonce's SuperBowl set-list leaked; and, a lot of super silliness.

Then, New York Times columnist and noted author Steven Petrow drops by to talk about creative Valentine's Day gifts; what gay males can do when all the chicks in their family get the heirlooms; why couples should not snoop; and, tons more. Steven always brings the proper...and it won't kill any of us to improve and better ourselves just a little bit.

After that, we have a new mashup from our friend DJ Drew G. This nationally known and sought after jockey has a talent for mixing and mashing and this six minute track features Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Havanna Brown and Robin S. It's called, Monsters Gotta Show Me How to Love the Night. Be sure to subscribe to Drew's free Dirty Pop podcast on iTunes for hours and hours of party music.

Swish Edition 213 is ready for you any time, boys and girls. Come party with us.