Jeff can't stop ruining tribal council, but the cast is making up for it. We recapped the tenth episode of season 43 and tried out our own mixed metaphors.

Some highlights:

• Survivor Top Ten is like a Turducken.
• Two of us are enjoying this season more, one of us is "meh."
• Gabler might be ... good??
• Dave is still not convinced Cassidy could win the game.
• Do Jesse's three rules apply to every blindside?

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