WANTED: Podcast Write-Up Guy/Gal. Duties include: write a succinct and complete summary of a terrible weekly podcast every fucking week no matter how fucking tired you are or how stupid the episode content is or any other bullshit. Must be a self-starter and have excellent communication skills. Typing speed of at least 6 fucking WPM. Able to use online platform to input and upload completed write-ups. Must be fucking punctual and full of gumption and spunk. Apply in person at Premiere Properties.