Christian, Hamilton, and Spencer discuss dead franchises which are due for a comeback before launching into an exploration of The Legend of Zelda's unfortunate third-party spinoffs for the Philips CD-i. We unearth one of beloved comedian Phil Hartman's CD-i commercials. Skip to 23:03 to jump straight to Zelda content and visit https://franchisefestival.com/show-notes/ for more background information and links. [temporarily removed]