Sound quality takes a dive this week as Annie and Aimee adhere to social distancing protocols for Kathryn Bigelow's 1987 vampire/road movie/western Near Dark. There are chin-related power moves, vampire ethics, 80s cinematic RISKS and the ways that this film paved the way for The Lion King. Plus we talk about pumpkins, exploding beetroots and reveal Annie's immense void of knowledge about Hamlet, Cinderella and the myth of the Pale Horse.