KC rubs the dust out of his eyes, and suddenly finds himself 10 points back in March. Well...Week 2 is here and KC (and others) is/are ready to see week 1 into the rear-view mirror.

This week, the guys:

* Introed the living hell out of the show in heroic fashion (0:00)

* Answered the age-old question: "Uh...are you SURE this is your number?" (3:00)

* Quickly and Painlessly scooted on into the week's recap (8:40)

* Broke down the past Lefty League greatness of weeks past (9:45)

* Forced DC to create his Instagram accounts (13:45)

* Sang the praises of the newest Team East member and KC and DC's new favorite comedian - Theo Von! (15:20)

* KC tells half-truths about the Fan Vote (17:00)

* Returned to the the recap path of greatness (18:00)

* Buzzed through the NBA (18:45)

* Found out KC's #1 issue with Soccer (20:45)

* Discussed the finer points of UFC DQs (23:30)

* Broke down DC's masterful NHL performance (28:00)

* Come full circle to the theme of the week "Win by 10" (29:30)

* Peed (33:00)

* Punished KC...almost (34:45)

* Sang the praises of the Dear Leaders (40:15)

* Shut everyone the fuck up to shout the praises of the G.O.A.T. (1:01:15)

* Returned to the list of top stories (1:07:00)

* Gave props to ole' Stumpy McCombine (1:08:00)

* Ran down the plan for the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament...turns out, there'll be payouts (1:09:45)

* Cracked open the week's picks for reals with the NBA (1:20:00)

* Crossed the hall into the ugly sister that is hockey's room (1:30:40)

* Left the frozen pond and crossed THE Pond into the OFL (1:39:00)

* Topped of the sports bets of the week with a few Conference Champion pick'ems (1:43:45)

* Stumbled across some strong cinematic PCP (1:48:15)

* Laid down a stand up challenge (1:52:30)

* Told some ridiculous stories of metal chairs gone by (1:54:00)

* Sacked up and sang the dang thang (2:03:30)

* Plugged the links and closed out the show, as they always do, like Goddamned Gentlemen (2:08:15)