Don't call it a comeback! With week 3 at a close, KC and DC settle some early season ties.

This week they:

* Introed the show and spit in astronomy's old, fat face (0:00)

* Recapped the week-old glories and blunders (3:00)

- NFL Arrest - most involved parties

blundered.

- Impulse Pick - KC blundered

* had KC perfectly explain the lack of video evidence for DC's Lefty League Pickup Game win. (12:00)

* Hashed out the Leaderboard/week winner debacle (18:00)

* Went in-depth debating the age-old rivalry - Ireland vs USA, or East vs West if you like. (22:00)

* Scraped the bottom of the toilet in the NFL Preseason for some sick quick picks (40:00)

* Returned to the World Series of Pubescence to pick the Alpha Acne Squad (46:00)

* Fought off a spot of dementia remembering a forgotten Mayweather/McGregor pick (47:30)

* Had DC perfectly explain the lack of depth to his sports insights (49:30)

* Waded out into the mud that is college football's "week 1" games (50:30)

* Braved the "Midwest vs the Middle East" no-man's-land (58:30)

* Doubled down on the KC Royals/Cleveland Indians pick (1:00:00)

* Played everyone's favorite tennis pick'em game: "Which of the big-4 win the major?" for this year's US Open (1:01:30)

* Debuted the hottest new reality series: "White House Cabinet Survivor" for PCP (1:03:30)

* Remembered the EvW Fan Vote this time and close out the show like gentlemen (1:10:00)