In the news, gambler pockets $100,000 on a 400/1 Super Bowl bet, a robbery in Brazil was foiled when the robber's voice was recognized by the business owner, Super Bowl 53 has the lowest ratings in ten years, and Florida girl steals a pizza delivery driver's car to visit her boyfriend. In other news, we discover what a douche is (and Andy's friend Emily is into it). Music by Laverne, The Noodle Boys, Leisure Club, Crystal Kelly, Club Sofa, Speed Babes, Precious Things, Bedwetters Anonymous, and The Hipshakes!