The squonk was said to have existed in the forests of Pennsylvania during to booming period of the lumber industry. Most would suggest that over logging would have caused the demise of the creature, but there seems to be something else at hand here! Allegedly, the squonk can cry itself out of existence! This horribly ugly and grotesque little cryptid is here to try and tug on your heart strings to help it become the number one entity for the season. Will the squonk have what it takes to get the best score so far!? 

News Story 1: Bigfoot hunting sesaon?

https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/343268/bill-aims-to-establish-bigfoot-hunting-season

News Story 2: Immortality as a chat -bot

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/microsoft-chatbot-patent-dead-b1789979.html