This week we get an episode about people on this island who don’t suck, Rose and Bernard! Unfortunately a fair amount of this is ruined by Jack going into the jungle and screaming for eternity. Bernard tries to build a sign like a child stuck on an island would, and Locke is just NOT HAVING IT with The Button.

Also discussed: Dad music, what a combination of Patrick Stewart and Woody Harrelson would look like, and under what circumstances one should chop off a leg.

Susana still does not like Lost.