What do you do if you actually have money to invest in the stock market but the constantly sinking numbers are scaring the shit out of you?

Are you really just supposed to pour perfectly good dollars into a sinking (market) ship?

And what about that whole “buy low, sell high” thing?? Is now the low?? But can it go even lower??

And, and what the fuck are iBonds and why is everyone talking about them?!

Sara explains to Caitlin, again, what risk means when it comes to investing in the stock market, and how we get the reward for taking so much risk. Which is supposed to be the whole point.

(Spoiler alert: In order to get the reward you have to stay on the (stock market) boat, even during the lows. Especially during the lows?)

And there’s more set it and forget it for the lazy, I mean wise, investors!

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This episode was edited by Kelly West. Music by Bad Bad Hats and Devmo.