What? Another Alien episode already?  Couldn't it wait?  No.  Well, I couldn't.  Alien3 was not a commercial success, like its predecessors, and it was a major downer thanks to director David Fincher's bleak vision and proclivity for KILLING MAJOR CHARACTERS from the previous movie in his opening act!  Not unlike my proclivity for SPOILERS.  Ah, too late.  Well, if you saw the first two Alien flicks, this is still a ride worth taking.  Just don't expect a lot of aliens, or guns, or hair, and you'll love it.  So, if you want to hear all the fascinating behind-the-scenes revelations and have some laughs, crash land right here and I'll salvage what I can!