Didn't think we could get drunker? Didn't think we could user more "BAM!"'s and "POW!"'s? Well you were wrong. The Fuckboys are back for the Pre-Season. We cover line ups, match ups, and wages all while Travis is blackout drunk. He was quoted as saying "I don't remember a single word of this." A special thank you to our (future) sponsors as well as Jesse White for helping carry Travis' load.

P.S.: FDR was a great man, we meant no slander toward him. Drunk words are not always sober thoughts.