We wish this could be a better opening to season 2. With our producer in jail, we didn't quite get around to actually recording the first episode. Instead, this is what remains of our pre-show meeting. Out of an obligation to our sponsor, Doomer Solutions, we are publishing this anyway. Apologies in advance. Contains: ASMR unboxing, Shark Week, a ghost, bad man-splaining, a guest host with mild head trauma, ruggedly-sardonic jokes, behind-the-scenes Meta Loaf production talk, and masculine bath-bombs.